Monday, January 05, 2009

Signs that I'm back in America...

Business are open 24 hours a day
Gas prices can change ANYTIME
Customer service
An exagerated sense of entitlement
People rarely smile
Everyone is in a hurry
Free refills
Ice in my beverages
When a waiter sees a lemon in my glass, he assumes it's water- not soda
Signs are only in one language
I can turn right at a red light
I don't have to pay to go to the bathroom
Public bathrooms are filthy!
People driving pass you on the right without hesitation
Drivers honk their horns when they're unhappy

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